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Things you do and don't want to hear on the golf course:

Do's:

Nice shot, Great shot, you are hitting the ball well, be the stick, be the number, that's all over it, Hit the pin, Go in the hole, You the Man!!!, Scary Long.

Don't's:

Hit a house, still your turn, two gone move on, I think it's out, What is over there?,Come back, hurry, sit ball sit, get up, get down, bite and grow teeth ball, FORE, That's got to go, FAT, I heard it hit, I think it's over, I don't think it made it, You better hit another one, That could bring RAIN, There's a little Chicken left on that bone, what is the yardage on your 2nd shot on a par 3, You hit that like a squatapee.